Jeapes

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Borrow or acquire money from a friend with no intention of paying it back.

Inviting someone out but expecting them to pay.

Be careful lending money to them, they might Jeapes you!

Jeapes by Fish Tank 35 September 4, 2023

Words you can keep

Jealesbian

A lesbian who is jealous of a girl for hooking up with another girl that she is into.

Jackie needs to stop being such a jealesbian! She had her chance!

Jealesbian by DiamondgirlJ March 21, 2010

Related Words

Jeapes • jerpes • jeanessa • Jewpes • japesh • japesin • Japeskimo • Jealesbian • Jeames • Jeanesy

Jeames

similar to the fonz, but in real life

sammy: oh look its Jeames *melts*
jeames: eyyyyy

Jeames by pandora. January 4, 2009

Jeapose

A word to shout out in class to annoy the teachers

JEAPOSE

Jeapose by tstew099 September 7, 2022

japes

When a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it's maximum potential, it is said to be japes.

"shit was japes last night, man"

japes by heinhelm February 26, 2011

fun japes

A way of saying castration without the person who is going to be castrated realising what is going on.

"We are going to have some fun japes with louis"

fun japes by Ashtray Heart October 28, 2004

Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

Jerpes by Jason in Btown wisconsin February 5, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026