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JEAPOSE
Jeapose by tstew099 September 7, 2022
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japoseur 

A person who thinks that they're fluent in Japanese when they only know four words.
"UR A BAKA" "SUGOI!! *^-^*" or "KAWAII!!! KEKEKEKE"
japoseur by Jamie March 28, 2004
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japoseur 

A person who pretends to be japanese, and is not, or knows very little of japanese culture or language.

"Azn" "Otaku"
" 'AznBoi69'is such a japoseur."
japoseur by NormalBoy July 26, 2003
Someone that listens to Japanese music such as Visual Kei for the look of the bands. Not much higher above the average n00b, or they may be one. Look out for them. They tend to lurve Malice Mizer and Mana overly muchly.
It is just as bad to be an ignorant fucking bastard like Leon if you are a Japoser so plz don't feel bad >=D
Japoser by IcyHaku December 1, 2004
1.Similar to the 'instafan'. Someone who takes a look at a Japanese band and instantly likes them for the way they look. They don't even listen to the music, which is what a band is about, even if they're visual key, listen to the music also people.

2.Someone who poses as a Japanese person. Loving everything to do with Japanese, when in reality they're just doing it because the crowd is doing it.

1. Random girl: I love Dir en grey, they're all so cute! :annoying squeal:
Random actual fan: Man, you're such a Japoser, listen to the freakin music before you even consider talking to me about Dir en grey.

2. Look at that Japoser over there, she didn't start dressing as a lolita until the Japanese crowd did.
Japoser by Tweetybird April 17, 2006
Some fag on AIM Chats who says things like 'bai' or <.<, trying to be AZN and cool or somthing. Its really gay.
Konichiwa!!! <.< Lyk hai sLip-kun.
japoser by sLip May 3, 2004
Anybody who tries to be Japanese and listen to Japanese bands, such as Dir En gay, the most faggot-like band Ever.
" Omg KYO FROM DIR EN GREY IS SO KAWAII KEKEKEKKE ^________^ BAKA "
Japoser by Leon May 8, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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