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Eoshua Jeames 

my favourite person 🫶. We make it through everything no matter what!
It's Eoshua Jeames!
Eoshua Jeames by boo-boo op November 20, 2023

James Grimes 

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”
James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf
James Grimes by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.
The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins
James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

James beak 

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak
James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them
James beak by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Jamesh Kon 

Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020

Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.
*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*
Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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