Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

by Jason in Btown wisconsin February 05, 2010

Jerpes

Herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on Sunday. Can be obtained through the "herpes hands" or touching a Jew.

Troy, your Jewish Jew-fro'd ass has JERPES

by LiarBoat May 26, 2010

Jerpes

Herpes, but the kind Jimmy Urine of MSI has, which makes them less scary then Herpes and makes them fun...

Girl 1-holy hell i can't wait to see Jimmi at the MSI show, if yah catch my drift!
Girl 2- ew but he has Herpes!
Girl 1- no he has Jerpes, it's differnt!!!

by I have pie for you too. August 24, 2008

jerp

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

by whaddup April 24, 2006

jerp

fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)

My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.

by jerp masta August 02, 2008

Jerp

Gay ass word made up by Lil Wayne in the song "Lollipop". It is a poor excuse for lack of creative ability or grasp of the English language.

However, most hip-hop songs fall victim to the "Jerp Effect".

Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp

by DJ Mohammed Rockafeller August 09, 2008

Jerp

A juicy burp // jerp

Oh man that was a jerp

by Vanene January 10, 2021