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A guy that is usually asian. He doesn't care how he looks. A lot of girls like him but he has no idea. He rarely likes anyone and if he likes them then the girl is hot.
Girl:Look at that japesh he's so so hot
Girl2:I know right I just wish I could fuck him
Girl: He probably has a really big dick
Girl2: I have a small pussy hole but it would feel so good. Kind of like when you stretch probably.
Girl: I wonder how his dick tastes
Girl2: probably tastes like a japesh's dick. Damn I just wanna fuck him so badly, I can almost imagine him without his clothes and him squeezing my boobs and licking my vigin. It would feel so good.
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Jamesh Kon 

Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
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A guy with great personality and appeal. Is popular but opens up with very few people. Good at sports. Is very picky and gets irritated sometimes. Good at giving hugs.
He gave me a hug yesterday and honestly it was jayesh-like
Jayesh by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
Jamesha , Most Beautiful Ladies You Will Ever Meet. Very Cool , Calm , And Collected Until Someone Crosses Their Path . Then You Run Like Hell . Loves To Be A Leader . Very Open Minded And Usually Attracts Males Attention .!
Hey , Do You See That Beautiful Jamesha Over Yhere
Jamesha by Love live October 9, 2013
Persian slang word, synonymous with koskesh. Could be used either with an insulting or a friendlier intent depending on the context.
well step out of the car jakesh if youre such a tough guy !
jakesh by Jakeshistan August 9, 2010
someone who is nice but irritating, loving but clingy, and she’s very beautiful
loves everyone

someone you can trust
she’s so pretty, she must be a Jaesha
jaesha by gang gang #1 May 1, 2018
Janesh is usually the sweetest, cutest yet sexiest boy alive in this entire universe. It is impossible to find someone else with such wonderful eyes and nose and lips. He has such an amazing personality and he is so full of good vibes that people feel blessed in his presence. He is so much fun to be around that he attracts all the ladies and even the men are drawn to his unfailable charm. He has such a big, generous heart and speaks with so much of kindness and compassion, not only with his friends but even with strangers and animals. He can even be intelligent, full of creativity and passionate about what he truly loves. Nowhere else in this universe does such beauty reside and it is impossible for someone not to fall in love with him at first sight.
Wow, I met a Janesh the other day and I couldn't breathe properly with the butterflies in my stomach and the fluttering of the heart that he ignited in me.
Janesh by loverboy1799 July 31, 2017
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