jahong-ed

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

by cookibear January 21, 2010

Jahongas

Boobies. Specifically big ones

Babe! All you like to look at are big jahongas!

by rough_day November 30, 2017

Jahonger

Named after Alfred Jahonger, a certain type of bracket used in music theory, for chord modulation. Also used as slang for a music teacher’s nipples.

Wow! Look at Mr Dashew’s unusually large Jahongers!

by Evan Sofa March 31, 2021

Jechonga

A very large African Mandingo

Her: I usually go for white boys cuss they’re shrimps

Him: girl you fucking with the wrong team
Her:.......
Him: whips it out
Her: pass out
Him: girl I told you I got a jechonga now wake your ass up and suck this dick

by Laughxgiggles April 4, 2021

jiahong

A Chinese male name comes from Chinese pinyin.

His name is Jiahong Liu, and he is from China.

by jli9 November 22, 2021

jahongir

Jahongir is a super cool dude. He’s very blunt about his opinions, but always manages to make you laugh. Jahongir is straightforward about his morals and not afraid to speak his mind. He’s usually great at studying history and the like subjects and never passes up the opportunity to express his hatred for the MTA. Jahongir makes a rainy day better and is super caring towards his friends. He will always extend a helping hand when needed. Jahongir has amazing luscious hair as well.

Person 1: Hey, who are you texting so much?

Person 2: Jahongir and I are talking about the newest Formula 1 race.

Person 1: Oh, I love Jahongir. He’s so cool!

Person 2: I know, right? What a funny and loveable guy!

by princesspea321 November 20, 2023