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Jahongas
Jechonga
Her: I usually go for white boys cuss they’re shrimps
Him: girl you fucking with the wrong team
Her:.......
Him: whips it out
Her: pass out
Him: girl I told you I got a jechonga now wake your ass up and suck this dick
Him: girl you fucking with the wrong team
Her:.......
Him: whips it out
Her: pass out
Him: girl I told you I got a jechonga now wake your ass up and suck this dick
Jechonga by Laughxgiggles April 4, 2021
jahongir
Jahongir is a super cool dude. He’s very blunt about his opinions, but always manages to make you laugh. Jahongir is straightforward about his morals and not afraid to speak his mind. He’s usually great at studying history and the like subjects and never passes up the opportunity to express his hatred for the MTA. Jahongir makes a rainy day better and is super caring towards his friends. He will always extend a helping hand when needed. Jahongir has amazing luscious hair as well.
Person 1: Hey, who are you texting so much?
Person 2: Jahongir and I are talking about the newest Formula 1 race.
Person 1: Oh, I love Jahongir. He’s so cool!
Person 2: I know, right? What a funny and loveable guy!
Person 2: Jahongir and I are talking about the newest Formula 1 race.
Person 1: Oh, I love Jahongir. He’s so cool!
Person 2: I know, right? What a funny and loveable guy!
jahongir by princesspea321 November 20, 2023
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