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Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012
Related Words
A word used in Philly that means pretty much anything.
Derives from the word "jawn."
"So what are we doing up in this jawnsky?"
jawnsky by Aioazech April 25, 2010
'Things ain't quite right'
'We were looking for the theater but we ended up in a really jainky part of town'
jainky by Eileen August 12, 2003

janky-ass 

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?
janky-ass by JMilf August 6, 2008

Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

janky ass code 

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect