A word for a fake, myspace whore. A jawnty usually pretends to be older than they actually are and use pictures of a hot blonde girl wearing a swimsuit.

"That person is such a jawnty."

"What's that?"

"It means her pictures aren't really her and she's probably 13."

jawnty by A l i A February 25, 2008

Related Words

Jawnty • Janty • jaunty • jaunty jiggle sacks • jauntymcbox • jawnt • jawntent • Janty Jizz January • jantyne • Jaunty Cap

Jawnty

A STI that causes your genetalia to fall off, and/or implode.

Dude, I heard that skank gave you a Jawnty. Ouch.

Jawnty by Finneh January 3, 2009

Jawny Appleseed

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.

Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe

Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Jawnt Street

used as a variation or an alternate to the phrases "straight up", "no cap", and "on god". it can also be used as a filler phrase or statement to exclaim good feeling.

emphasis on the DJEH sound (for the J)
emphasis on the AUMPT (for the awnt)
emphasis on the SHHH (for the S)
emphasis on the CH (for the S to the T)
emphasis on the REET (for the reet)

(Joe-Umph SH-CHrEEt)
(Joe-oomph SH-CHrEEt)

(Jownt Shtreet)
(Jhawnt Shtreet)

homie 1: YOOO WASN'T THAT CONCERT SO HEAT!?
homie 2: jawnt street

homie 1: your new girl is fire, you copped yourself a good one brodie.
homie 2: jawnt street, thanks homie.

Jawnt Street by Paradigm_T33 April 13, 2023

Jawnky

Synonym for good. Something positive.

(Something good happens) “Bro that was so jawnky”

Jawnky by The original Jawnky Creator November 12, 2017

bad jawnt

a girl who is hella fine and thick af

tom: did you here about the new girl
brady: yeah i heard she"s a bad jawnt

bad jawnt by ttyllolomgyikesgir February 27, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026