Javit
Javit is a sweet bad ass who dose a lot of dumb thing in life he always getting in trouble and doing thing he will regret. He has great friend is a a good one (sometimes)
Javit by Uehdhfhgshfhdhfhfjfjfjfjf July 31, 2018
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Javit
Beautiful, sexy thick short girl she is a great girlfriend and wife a big freaky loves to have fun and go places has a smart mouth and very gorgeous
jarvital
The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.
Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
jarvital by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016
Janitor Rage
Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013
janitza
Janitza is a girl who's smile lights up the whole room. Wherever she goes, she's constantly cheering people up and spreading positive vibes. She is one of the sweetest, most caring and beautiful people you'll ever meet in your life time. once you meet her, you'll never wanna let go. shes always doing cute things just to put a smile on her friends face, she'll text you goodmorning, you'll wake up to a paragraph explaining how much you mean to her and she'll just do everything and anything in her power to make her friends smile. She's extremely popular, so if your lucky enough to become friends, don't even let go. You'll have silly photo shoots, have late night talks and even drive to chickfila and Starbucks. When youre down, when your mom makes you mad or even when your just angry for no reason, she'll be there, giving advice and calming you down no matter what the situation. Before you know it, you'll become super close with her and never wanna let go, she'll become you're everything and she's definitely worth it.
Jamitty
Jamitty by Billybobjoe360 January 23, 2020
Jersey City Janitor
A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
Jersey City Janitor by jrky February 9, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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