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jarvital 

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.
Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
Related Words
Javita • Javian • Janita • Jovita • Javiar • Javia • Javina • Javit • javianne • javiaz
A beautiful Sabahan girl who doesn't know she's beautiful. The most adventurous, nature-loving, funny, and open-minded individual you'll ever know with shades of shyness here and there. She is also kind and have a soft spot for the people close to her, but keeps it to herself. Cute when you get to know her and the perfect partner for anyone lucky enough to have her heart. She adores children and wants to be the best mother there is. Most importantly, she loves bread.
The beautiful girl in pink? She's Jovita, and she's mine~
Jovita by Coffee&Curry April 14, 2019
Sexy spanish guy with a culinary expertise on tuna-macarroni. The kind of guy with an homesexual name, but a women fucker. Specially good in surf and skate. A good friend of his friends.
Girl 1: Yesterday, I met a guy called Javito
Girl 2: Is he nice?

Girl 1: Yeah, but he farted all night
Girl 2: A typicall Javito
Javito by JNLMS December 31, 2018
Means pretty and creative also a female name it can be very sensitive.She loves to dance and is a very social butterfly and try's to be popular. Loves to dress and loves being very stylish.She is very active and loves to dance and sing.The name came from Africa meaning a brave and strong soul.The name symbolizes harmony.This states that that this named is very unique in its own way.
makayla:how did you make friends so fast on your first day
Javia:I guess I'm very like able
Javia by Know it all person August 21, 2016
This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.
Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.
Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011
A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.
Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar
Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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