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Janitza is a girl who's smile lights up the whole room. Wherever she goes, she's constantly cheering people up and spreading positive vibes. She is one of the sweetest, most caring and beautiful people you'll ever meet in your life time. once you meet her, you'll never wanna let go. shes always doing cute things just to put a smile on her friends face, she'll text you goodmorning, you'll wake up to a paragraph explaining how much you mean to her and she'll just do everything and anything in her power to make her friends smile. She's extremely popular, so if your lucky enough to become friends, don't even let go. You'll have silly photo shoots, have late night talks and even drive to chickfila and Starbucks. When youre down, when your mom makes you mad or even when your just angry for no reason, she'll be there, giving advice and calming you down no matter what the situation. Before you know it, you'll become super close with her and never wanna let go, she'll become you're everything and she's definitely worth it.
"My bestfriend is amazing"
"Dude what's her name?"
"Omg of course it's JANITZA, she's one of the best people I've ever met! Beautiful inside and out tbh"
janitza by Allie2fab August 6, 2015
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It's the cutest girl around town, she's the bombest chick out there. She's literally the definition of beautiful. Any guy is lucky to have her. She's the sweetest most amazing girl anyone could ever meet.
Damn bro, Jaritza is bomb af.
Jaritza by Qt pi July 9, 2014
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Adjective-
1. A Goddess, a Queen.

2. One of a kind.

3. Elegant and graceful.

4. One who is envied by many and wanted by innumerous.

5. Beautiful, bold, intelligent, and gifted.

6. Patient, kind, forgiving, and magnanimous.

7. Rare
Janitra by UtopianQueen January 17, 2017
Jalitza is a usually a Hispanic girl. She's weird but in a good way, loves making friends and is always smiling. When it comes to dating she struggles but doesn't mind because she loves the single life. Her hair is usually black or dark brown. And she has guys drooling over her and she never notices because she's too innocent. HER ASS IS PHAT.
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Jalitza can't tell I like her
Person 2: yeah same but did you see her ass 👀
Person 1: Dude?!?!
jalitza by ArmyStrongPurpleYou August 3, 2019
A woman who is GOD’s greatest and most cherished blessing to the world. Flawless beyond recognition, perfect beyond eyes can handle and a beauty that is eternal.
You are so Janita
Janita by Young disciple 95 July 11, 2019
One of the best girls you will ever meet in your life. She will be an amazing friend, girlfriend, wife, etc. and will put anyone before herself. Extremely flirty and a great conversationalist. Definitely the life of the party and very dorky in a good way. At first she might come off as quiet, but the minute she opens up you will not regret meeting her. She is not only beautiful on the outside but definitely even more beautiful on the inside. An absolute sweetheart. Janetza always has a smile on her face and lives life to fullest. She is always looking for adventure, irresistible, has bright plans for the future, and absolutely loves to laugh, even at the corniest jokes. She is probably one of the greatest people alive.
Did you see Janetza yesterday? I couldn't keep my eyes off of her
janetza by anon-anonymous June 16, 2014

janitarium 

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.
So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.
janitarium by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
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