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Javag
Javag by snasberries October 8, 2008
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Javag • javagasm • javage • javagina • Java God • Java Guest • java • javan • Java Script • java junkie
javaho
Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.
javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015
Jaaag
The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.
Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019
jabagaded
An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
Java Junkie
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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