Javag is a person who is very hot, kind, sweet, and smart. Javag is something everyone wants to be. Some people seem to hate javag. No one knows why
by notJavag March 5, 2021
by snasberries August 11, 2008
A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.
1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.
2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.
3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.
4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."
5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X
6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.
1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.
2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.
3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.
4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."
5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X
6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.
Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!
*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.
Aammata you're such a javage.
*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.
Aammata you're such a javage.
by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009