javage

A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.

1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.

2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.

3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.

4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."

5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X

6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.

Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!

*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.

Aammata you're such a javage.

by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009

javagasm

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.

"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."

by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Javaeh

Javaeh is a pretty and kind girl she also looks like a cute baby panda. She may be shy at first and very snappy but once you get you get to know here she is all you can ever want, she can be VERY miserable at some points. You may call her annoying or aggravating but, she is really a work of art and you will love her tell the day you die.

What a cute girl Javaeh is!
Wow, Javaeh has some REAL attitude!
Javaeh does some bad things but she never gets in trouble!

by Jad,Mau,Jas November 17, 2019

javaneze

a javaneze as in coffee addict
coffee junkie

he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)

by nicholasGR July 24, 2008

Javae'

A beautiful girl that shy and a beautiful chocolate skin color and so nice and sweet to everybody and falls in love hard <3 and that a freak when needed

Javae' is a beautiful girl that shy but crazy once you get to know her and fun and a big baby, she is loving and caring a great person

by Cocoa 143 January 5, 2014

Hip to the Javabean

3rd album from Lemon Demon. It's the one with "I've Got Some Falling To Do" in it.

Why is it called "Hip to the Javabean"? No one knows.
What are the songs about? Nobody knows. Why does your evil shadow have a cup of tea?
Why does the last song in the record have a 7 minute long instrumental intro?

Person 1: Hey, have you listened to Hip to the Javabean?
Person 2: What?

by treshcen May 21, 2022