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Jaaag

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.
by JaaagMan July 24, 2011
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Jaaag

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.
Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019
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jabagaded

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
Man, school is so jabagaded.
by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
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Jaargenson

Used to mean anything, preferably a penis.
"You can all eat my JAARGENSON!"
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jabaggle

verb - to steal or take something in secret
Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”
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javagasm

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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jaaaag

A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag
Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)

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by Wood meat July 20, 2018
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