Jaaag 

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

Jaaag by JaaagMan July 24, 2011

Jaaag 

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.

Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag

Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019

jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)

Man, school is so jabagaded.

jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009

Jaargenson 

Used to mean anything, preferably a penis.

"You can all eat my JAARGENSON!"

Jaargenson by Scootero May 19, 2021

jabaggle 

verb - to steal or take something in secret

“Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”

jabaggle by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022

javagasm 

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.

"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."

javagasm by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009

jaaaag 

A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag

Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)

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jaaaag by Wood meat July 20, 2018