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Jaaag
The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.
Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag
Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019
jabagaded
An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
jabaggle
jabaggle by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022
javagasm
The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.
--for computer programmers and nerds.
--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
"what is it?"
"sorry, just had a javagasm."
"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"
"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"
"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
javagasm by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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