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jarussi
When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.
jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017
Jarvis
To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Retarded Jarvis
When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019
Jarvis Cocker
A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
Faze Jarvis
My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Faze Jarvis by TayAHOE November 6, 2019
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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