jarfus

The need to pee after ejaculation

I have to jarfus after 8pm.

by Fürher Chris April 24, 2017

jarussi

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

Jarus

He’s a funny guy, very handsome athletic, and smooth with the ladies, but don’t get on his nerve he can fight

Jarus-the best guy you can get

by DAREALGEE April 11, 2019

Jaruski

Slang for weed or a joint.

Seth: “James, did you bring the jarsuki?”
James: “Yea, it’s in my bag.”
Or
Seth: “You wanna light up a jaruski?”

by Cheech March 18, 2020

Jarius

a boy who is oh so cute but knows hes cute and thinks hes black...but you gotta love him...

ehh negative that boy is so jarius

by Taylor January 6, 2005

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

Jarius

If you have your girl say bye because he will steal her and he is the hottest boy alive and smartest

Jarius is so hot

by Dhdhvdhdjdd March 25, 2019