When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.
A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.
Sickest Bloke you'll ever meet, gets infinite amount of play and will steal your girlin a heartbeat as soon as your not looking (stud)/(massive wood)/(Athlete)/(More STUD)