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The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.
Jaro by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022
Jargon Jocker
A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
Apple Jargon
Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Apple Jargon by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
jarkovich
A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.
jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017
Jaromir Jagr
One of the best ice-hockey player all the time. Right-wing born 1972 Czech Republic. Today's captain of NY Rangers stand out at balance, passing and leadership won 2 stanley cups and a lot of trophy's in NHL, Gold medal in Olympic Games in Nagano 1998, bronze in Turin 2006 and gold in World Championships in 2005 in Vienna. On March 03 2006, Jagr became the best europe hockey player in Nhl, through beating 1400 carrer points.
Jaromir Jagr by Diokhan May 24, 2007