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Jaromir

A name of Slavic origin
Unique to Cezchia
Can be roughly translated into Spring world
Also see Jaromira
Hi I’m Jaromir

Wow, Slavic origin, unique to cezchia, roughly translates as spring world, now I MUST go out with you coz you are so cool and hot and so nice and have some many friends and are definitely not so insecure that they have to go to urban dictionary and right a definition of their own name but every time they try to publish it some editor says no and all you want is for your name to be here. Just give me this. Please. Why do you let everyone else wright stuff about their girlfriends that are 100% subjective while I have written 100% onbjective in the actual dictionary part, any way, the example can be subject because it try’s to represent real life, which is subjective. Every one else can go look up their name and find some kind of definition, but the only thing I find is that jagr guy. Just give me this. If you don’t I will reply to the no reply email

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by I behind you March 17, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A young boy specifically from Europe. With a super long dong that will smack you if you turn it’s way. He is very calm when u don’t bother him but if you do he will grow long elbows , unibrow, extremely long armpit hair, saggy skin , and will look like a goblin after that he will grab his left nut swing it around your head and choke you out until you can’t breath then he will go back to being a young boy in the village playing with his friends.
Chad: Yo Brad am I trippin but what the fuck is that smell and what is that

Brad: OH FUCK ITS A JAROMIR RUNNNNNN
by MR.DINGDONGCRACKLADACKYAASCRAC September 29, 2020
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