jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.

Stop living Jarkovich xD

jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017

jackovitch 

(noun) combination of a "jackass" and a "son of a bitch" in one quick and easy word

That jackovitch fell asleep at the bus terminal with his mouth open. What the bums did to him I cannot repeat here.

jackovitch by Nick Conti December 27, 2004

jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht 

A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.

Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

The Drew Markovich 

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

The Drew Markovich by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

harkovich

A male, usually homeschooled and socially crippled. He dresses up in thick hipster glasses and hipster jeans because he thinks that is "cool" these days. Doesn't have any friends aside from redheaded girls who only like him because of their poor choice of friends. Because he has no friends, he overcompensates by following the poor souls who actually befriend him everywhere like a tag along, which annoys the hell out of everybody else around the vicinity because they can see through his obvious ass-kissing and pathetic infatuation. He lacks the courage to actually ask them out though.

Person 1: Yo, you know that blonde kid Mike?

Person 2: The homeschooled freak?

Person 1: Yeah, the one who follows Pam and Jenna everywhere? He is such a tag along. No one else around the girls likes the guy. He is such a suck up. It's so obvious he loves them but he doesn't have the balls to ask them out.

Person 2: Well, he's a harkovich.

harkovich by Elliott Carver November 28, 2012

Matilda Janković 

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.

Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!

Matilda Janković by Uhhh...def not kikirx... December 18, 2020

Dom markovich 

Kid who’s so fucking stupid he dyed his hair ginger

Dom markovich thinks he’s ice spice or some shit

Dom markovich by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive March 4, 2024