jargogle

1. to befuddle

2. to mess up

I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

Jargogle

The act of a human to fondle a man’s testicles

I was jargogled by the vicar yesterday

by The Ear of Basildon October 8, 2021

Jargogle

To confuse or bamboozle

I don't get string theory it utterly jargogles my brain.

by Dartistic June 21, 2018

Jarggle

A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....

Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....

by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012

Jargoogle

to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.

Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.

"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<

(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)

by janiceledarke December 31, 2010

jargoyle

A rare sub species of gargoyle that can only be found in wet humid climate perched on ceramic or glass jars. Mature gargoyles can be recognized by an accumulation of mildew.

"I thought I god-damn lassoed a normal fucking gargoyle but it was a fucking jargoyle. God fucking gargoyle"

by FuckingJargoyles(MTCMSB) May 13, 2019