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A musty muslim with a fascination with tiny chat, finding the girls with little to none for bankroll, guy in the strip club eating breakfast, 9 years in a community college. Can be found typically outside of your local arby's and the club at 12am with 9-10 other individuals with just as much grease and cologne in the club as a sid burns individual would to cover up over having a shower
taxi driver immigants jardoo is thirsty tinychat dirtbag 36 years old jardoo to all please guys 5 minutes! guys just five!
Jardoo by Leightonmeestr November 25, 2011
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Jaroo is awesome says a fat crippled kid and his glasses friend. Asians.
That is so Jaroo.
jaroo by DaFatCripple December 19, 2019
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jadoogar by googlieyes February 26, 2011

Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
Jardon flu by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018
jadrool is the italian for cucumber and why italians choose fruit for derogatory slang remains a mystery. Colloquially it means "lazy bum" and can be used amicably or as an insult.
"Be cool, jadrool."
or
"get a job you fuckin' jadrool!"
jadrool by allahverga April 26, 2009
a blue alien from a planet we call Jadoo ka Planet (Jadoo's Planet). He wears a sack and loves hiding in barrels. He feeds on sunlight or Dhoop. He plays the main role in a Bollywood movie.
He has a theme song => "ohm, ohm, ohm ohm"
Jadoo was left behind by his friends as they thot that he ain't hot. But later they accepted him back.

On Urth, he met a guy called Rohit, who is retarded.

Jadoo performs some spacey magic shit (AKA Jadoo) and Rohit becomes osum.
But Rohit being the nerd, is still rejected by the girl.
Are you from Jadoo ka planet?? (if the person relates to blue or alien or commits a stupid act)
You are Jadoo. (if the person relates to blue or alien or commits a stupid act)
jadoo by SNUBBED July 29, 2019
Deriving from the words "would you do her" this word is usually said among males when two or more spot a female person that there is a question of whether or not she is fuckable. It is meant to be said loud enough where only the male participants can hear. The "Jadooer" game is often played out of boredom.
"Hey Matt, Jadooer?"
"Oh, most definitely, I would knock the bottom out of that, and make her swallow the cum."
Jadooer by OhNoWaitYesPlease December 18, 2008
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