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jabookie
a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010
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jabookie theatre
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
jamookie
jabookie theatre
When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.
Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”
This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018
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