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(ja-KWEEF)

1. An extraordinarily loud queef. It derives from the phrase "giant queef."

2. The expulsion of an extraordinarily loud queef.
I heard her jaqueef all the way from my room yesterday!
jaqueef by Jaqueef Wheels XVIII November 23, 2014
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Jaqueefy Anderson 

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".
Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position
A very funny person with a great personality, A Jaquees is very kind but sus. If you find a Jaquees try to be friends with him, he is very joyous and is very social. A Jaquees is a very good person to have as a friend.
The kid in our class is such a Jaquees
Jaquees by JameyTheJaquees March 21, 2019
a guy every hood has. everyone knows a jaquez.
aye there go jaquez! ik uk who im talking bout hoe.
jaquez by hoodratgangstabih June 3, 2018
jaqueef is a legend if you ever see him just say "jaqueef " and you will be happy for the rest of your life
jaqueef!!!!
jaqueef by daquavis213 November 20, 2019

jaqueefa 

a big black lady who is very big and black and prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroud
man, u see jaqueefa at kfc otha day? she be conceited as hell, that big bitch know what she want and she prrrrrrrrrroud of who she be
jaqueefa by queefzzzz January 25, 2011
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