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1. Someone who is a complete asshole and often enjoys cock directly inserted in their anus.
2. A poser, someone who thinks they are cool, but in reality they end up with cock in their mouth by the end of the day. (most often refering to a guy)
3. Anyone named stephen, brad, or david
4. Anyone who thinks this word isnt funny
"Dude he took the bread and just walked out...."
"wow what a jaqueem"

"What the hell his name is david?"
"yeah i know. Hes such a jaqueem."

"i guarentee he takes it up the ass from that other kid."
"Yeah i know hes a totol jaqueem...."
Jaqueem by Luke Tap Tap Tap February 27, 2010
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(ja-KWEEF)

1. An extraordinarily loud queef. It derives from the phrase "giant queef."

2. The expulsion of an extraordinarily loud queef.
I heard her jaqueef all the way from my room yesterday!
jaqueef by Jaqueef Wheels XVIII November 23, 2014
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Jaqueefy Anderson 

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".
Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position
A very funny person with a great personality, A Jaquees is very kind but sus. If you find a Jaquees try to be friends with him, he is very joyous and is very social. A Jaquees is a very good person to have as a friend.
The kid in our class is such a Jaquees
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jaqueef is a legend if you ever see him just say "jaqueef " and you will be happy for the rest of your life
jaqueef!!!!
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jaqueefa 

a big black lady who is very big and black and prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroud
man, u see jaqueefa at kfc otha day? she be conceited as hell, that big bitch know what she want and she prrrrrrrrrroud of who she be
jaqueefa by queefzzzz January 25, 2011

jaqueebe 

Jaqueebe is a handsome indian boy with a beautiful singing voice who is repeatedly being hit in the head by his older brother with a pan.
"Jaqueebe's music goes hard."
jaqueebe by TimThe55th October 4, 2021
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