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Jaqueefa 

A lady that queefs a lot
Giiirrrll you such a jaqueefa you always queefing that’s why yo house smell like burnt eggs and expired pickles
Jaqueefa by Yuungjforever April 18, 2020
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Jaqueefa 

Jaqueefa; usually has a large penis. Most "Jaqueefas" are very sexually active and get blowjobs daily. All the bitches want to ride his cock, never wanting to stop. They're lucky because with Jaqueefa; you'll never have to stop. His 32 inch metal cock loves giving anal, especially on Tuesdays. The chicks that can't get with him AND guys always wish they were him.
Girl 1: Oh, is that Jaqueefa?! The guy with the 32 inch metal cock?!
Girl 2: Yes, it is! Let's see if we can both ride him tonight!
*Girls walk up to Jaqueefa*
Jaqueefa: No bitch. You both are skinny whores to deserve to die.
Jaqueefa by Jerry McFatGuy December 14, 2016

Jaqueefa 

When someone asks you to think of a name that starts with the letter J, this is the first one you'll think of.
"Think of a name that starts with a j"
"Jaqueefa."
(ja-KWEEF)

1. An extraordinarily loud queef. It derives from the phrase "giant queef."

2. The expulsion of an extraordinarily loud queef.
I heard her jaqueef all the way from my room yesterday!
jaqueef by Jaqueef Wheels XVIII November 23, 2014

Jaqueefy Anderson 

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".
Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position
jaqueef is a legend if you ever see him just say "jaqueef " and you will be happy for the rest of your life
jaqueef!!!!
jaqueef by daquavis213 November 20, 2019
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