Jaquarvius

the goofiest name you could ever imagine

1: hey what are you naming your kid?
2. jaquarvius
2. ...

Jaquarvius by marvellous*may April 11, 2023

Jaquavius 

Black Kid

Jaquavius is Black

Jaquavius by Professional Jimmy December 9, 2021

On Jaquavis 

Expressing an exciting emotion, AKA another way of saying "On God" without saying the lords name in vain

"Hey Gekkos is it true you're a beast at minecraft? Gekkos: im the best PvPer to ever exist, You: On jaquavis? Gekkos: On Jaquavis Bro

Did you get an A on the test? : yes bro I got a 100% on jaquavis.

On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 13, 2019

On Jaquavis 

Use this phrase for when you’re saying some realass shit to your friend in the context of your sentence, #OnJaquavis

You:I fucked 20 girls this summer bro Friend: On jaquavis bro?

EX: did you really score a 69 in golf roberto? Roberto: On Jaquavis I did bro

On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 14, 2019

Jaqualvism 

The religion of the young child Jack Calve With his little brother Goots and the Head God of Jaqualvism and Jack is praised by all as his name is also Jaqualv qualv

Sup my bitch u prasin jaqualv qualv in Jaqualvism

Jaqualvism by Jaqualv qualv June 10, 2019

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the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

Jaquavious 

He is loyal he is good in the bed he have a 7 inch and he can eat on both sides.

Hi jaquavious

Jaquavious by 25 gang April 15, 2019