Jaqualvism 

The religion of the young child Jack Calve With his little brother Goots and the Head God of Jaqualvism and Jack is praised by all as his name is also Jaqualv qualv

Sup my bitch u prasin jaqualv qualv in Jaqualvism

Jaqualvism by Jaqualv qualv June 10, 2019

Jaqualvism 

A religion by the young child Jaqualv qualv and his younger brother Goots being the head god this religion allows students in school 2 be allowed 2 wear hats

Fucking bitch I’m allowed 2 wear this hat cuz I’m in Jaqualvism

Jaqualvism by Jaqualv qualv June 10, 2019

Jaqualvism 

A fake religion made by a random kid who likes hats and can’t spell

I’m a Jew but I don’t understand Jewishness therefore I will be part of jaqualvism

Jaqualvism by Tatemckennalia June 14, 2019

On Jaquavis 

Expressing an exciting emotion, AKA another way of saying "On God" without saying the lords name in vain

"Hey Gekkos is it true you're a beast at minecraft? Gekkos: im the best PvPer to ever exist, You: On jaquavis? Gekkos: On Jaquavis Bro

Did you get an A on the test? : yes bro I got a 100% on jaquavis.

On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 13, 2019

On Jaquavis 

Use this phrase for when you’re saying some realass shit to your friend in the context of your sentence, #OnJaquavis

You:I fucked 20 girls this summer bro Friend: On jaquavis bro?

EX: did you really score a 69 in golf roberto? Roberto: On Jaquavis I did bro

On Jaquavis by Bertakag0d September 14, 2019

jaquavis

a literal god to society

omg jaquavis is our god

jaquavis by JOHNASSY October 4, 2022