Jappeh

The hole in the end of the penis.

"You know what'd make me 'appy? A finger tup jappeh."
"TUP JAPPEH TUP POOP-SHAFT TUP EVERYTHING"

by Awesome People! September 8, 2011

japperese

The name given to Japanese words, often song lyrics, when mispronounced by English-speakers.

The reverse is true for the word engrish

Person speaking Japperese: "A noo a ni a cani, a noo a ni a calla"

Person speaking Japanese: "Mukuchi na kimi ni, mukuchi na ai de"

by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

japper

Opposite of a flapper. Someone fly

That kid's on the tennis team? He must be fly like a japper!

by jappy boi March 8, 2010

Jappened

Short form for "Just Happened"
Pronounced: "jap - end"

WTF jappened?

by TheRock15 December 1, 2010

jew japped

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.

I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!

by cnice82 November 8, 2007

japped

Japped: VERB - Past tense. To be completely and totally surprised by an event. An event that takes you off guard. An event that you would normally expect to know about in advance. Generally the event has some negative impact. Although it has been reported as such; race has no bearing. In fact you can be "japped" by anyone or anything.

Duck Hunter #1: (referring to the ducks that just flew over his head from behind) "Woah! Those Teal japped the hell out of us!"
Duck Hunter #2: "No shit! I didn't see or hear them until they were 40 yards out over the decoys!"

SpongeBob: "Squidward really japped us by inviting us on this cruise with him, huh Patrick?"
Patrick: "duhhhhhhh, what?"

by STS1SS August 7, 2007

japped

To get fucked up by someone or something.

From the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

Dude, you got japped.

by Jack Burton October 2, 2004