japperese

The name given to Japanese words, often song lyrics, when mispronounced by English-speakers.

The reverse is true for the word engrish

Person speaking Japperese: "A noo a ni a cani, a noo a ni a calla"

Person speaking Japanese: "Mukuchi na kimi ni, mukuchi na ai de"

by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

Japenese Welsch

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.

I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.

by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Japenese Fire Dragon

A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.

Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.

by jizzle1296 December 8, 2011

Japenese empire

A fraze use when leaving an xbox live party.

For the honour of the japenese empire!

by jimmy2323243424234 July 31, 2012

Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011

jaspersexual

a person who is only attracted to jasper jordan from the 100, jasper jordan is played by devon bostick. if a person is a jaspersexual there’s a very high chance that they’re also a rodricksexual.

“im a jaspersexual”
devon bostick is hot af

by lodeddiper January 7, 2021

japenese pompon

After climaxing from anal sex, a straw is inserted in the the dilated orifice in order to drink the sperm like a hot chocolats

in college this guy manage to hide during hazing day so the they gave him a choice

"Either you give the local slut a japenese pompon or she rams you with a nine inche strap on "... the guy walked funny for a week !

by Mac cheese July 1, 2017