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jalex barakarth
(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth
Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.
jalex barakarth by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013
Bende van Japer
The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.
Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016
Jape
Jape by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017
jagex...(sigh)
When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.
Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.
Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)
jagex...(sigh) by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010
japedophile
A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.
While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.
japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006
Japenese Welsch
When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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