JapEx

Japanese Ex-girlfriend

1. I ran into my JapEx the other day. I had to pretend that I didn't notice her.

2. My JapEx is the only reason I don't date Asian women anymore!

JapEx by Ipelendo July 21, 2016

jalex barakarth 

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth

Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

jalex barakarth by insanelydelirious April 25, 2013

Bende van Japer 

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.

Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!

Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016

Jape 

A joke, prank, a lie, or something you thought was, but isn't.

Vinny: "IT'S A FUCKING JAPE!"

Jape by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017

jagex...(sigh) 

When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.

Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

jagex...(sigh) by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006

Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.

I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.

Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008