A joke, prank, a lie, or something you thought was, but isn't.
by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017
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yo, you got a drawer full of crusty jape socks.

by sammy os June 02, 2006
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When you walk up to a member of the opposite sex and force your body upon them.
Jake: Hey Cher im drunk and I want to get with you.
Cher: no Jake, you're a japist
Jake: *forces tongue down victims throat*
Cher: Jake dont Jape me!
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When a peron has sex with their father, and or, grandfather. This person is generally a male. The Female version is reffered to as a Queege.
Joey: I think I'm in love with my father.
Zoe: Oh my god! You're a Jape!
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A word usually said by the victim of theft, indicating something got stolen.
Sonovabitch japed my jacket at the bars. This blows. I'll just jape the guy next to me's jacket cuz it's cold out.
by thesamj January 21, 2007
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Jape is an adjective that means more awesome than FUCKING AWESOME. A jape party was awesome, crazy, fun, dope, amazing, exciting, incredible, invigorating, all-in-all fucking awesome.

Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.

If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.

If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.

If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.

Enough said.
Bruh, that huge rave in Vegas was jape. I hooked up with a chick who looked like Megan Fox while on E.

Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!

Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
by Lil Frosty June 01, 2014
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1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.

2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.
That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!
by Bostwick Smyth February 19, 2011
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