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A unique way of saying someone or something has bad luck.
Damn, I tried to do my best but I must be jynxed! That really sucks!
jynxed by Starchylde May 31, 2016
Related Words
janxed • janked • jaxed • Janded • janed • janged • Janced • Janeda • Janedodo • janked up

JinxedReverend 

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.
JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend
A word you use when no other word is suitable to define one's charisma.

Person 1: "Wow, Paul Banks is Janxey"
Person 2: "What's 'Janxey'?"
Person 1:"..What he is."
Cool RadRadical Interesting Righteous Charismatic FunSickJanxey
Janxey by ArmedWithAMind November 28, 2011
That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.
janked up by dtown April 2, 2004

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
jinxed toad by MMjr April 5, 2009
falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.
i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.
janedoe by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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