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Jantien is the best friend someone could have. She is extremely friendly and outgoing. She loves everyone with unconditional love. But be aware, if you talk shit about her she will find your younger sister and will kill her and bury her in her yard. But she’s a cutie with the best of all the nyash.
Person 1: Man you know Jantien?
Person 2: yes she has the best nyash!!
Person: 1 oh yeah…if only I would be nicer to her behind her back

Person 2: yeah but she is so nice she wouldn’t mind
Person 1: do you know where my younger sister is?
Jantien by Gehirnmann July 23, 2024
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1. The most beautiful, loving, wonderful creature in existence.

2. The epitome of sexiness and intelligence, a Jantina is always able to bring happiness and good cheer wherever she may be.

3. The essence of perfection. The Jantina oozes sensuality and emits a enlightening aura of peace and success.

4. A Jantina is always able to achieve any seemingly impossible goal and is almost distressingly perfect in every way.
As soon as Jantina walked into the room, everything seemed to brighten and take on a rosy hue.

Sean: Wow, look at her, she's amazing!!

Bob: Yeah, a total Jantina.
Jantina by Hanaquill February 4, 2010
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Jantien • Jantzen • janiene • janienn • Janniene • jantiel • Jantina • jantine • Jentien • Janty
A reallly tall girl that likes her men tall, fat and hairy. She loves to laugh and kicks some serious ass. Jagerbombs make her happy. In fact theres a new alcoholic drink coming out called "jentien" it goes down smooth but gives you a buzz like non-other
Man i was drinkin' dat Jentien shit last night... aint no party w/o Jentien there
Jentien by percusshunchick December 12, 2010
Jean shorts that double as panties.
Damn those those woman's janties put daisy dukes to shame.
Janties by Clemsongrad09 February 26, 2009
A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.
I didn't feel like life was all that great, then I got to know Jantzen.
Jantzen by Pynchowned September 28, 2014
Jantzens are hot, sexy, sweet guys that absolutely love to spend time with the ones they love so dearly. They are so remarkable, determined, and hard working toward their goals. They are sensitive and get worried a little easily, but they are open and honest to those they are close to. They can easily attract any dream girl they want easily just from their personality alone. Their sweet, masculine, nurturing personality makes them irresistible. They are super loyal, and are the bestest friends/boyfriends you could ever have. The one thing that makes them even more amazing is that they have high values and they are super physically attractive as well. They are literally the full package of a dream guy. Don't let fear hold you back from the life of your dreams jantzens!!
HANNAH: "Wow!! Jantzen is so sweet and kind, my gosh he is so freaking handsome!!"

BRINDY: "I know right!!"
Jantzen by Psychopathia1177421A March 24, 2022
The action of avoiding questions and situations not well known to the person involved. May also be used as an adjective to describe someone avoiding situations. The word originates from the name of a biology teacher who did not know what he was teaching so he used powerpoints from www.biologyjunction.com to teach the class and himself. Whenever confronted with a question he would give the response "Just do your best"
1. He totally just "jantzened" out of answering that question.

2. That's so "jantzen"
Jantzen by Just Do Your Best November 21, 2010
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