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Jean + Panties = Janties
Jean shorts that are small and short enough to be underwear.
Shorts that aren't much larger than a pair of underwear
when the weather gets hot women start wearing their janties
Janties by Michu123 May 24, 2011
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Largest number known to God

Gavino Squared
There must be Janiese of those
Janiese by Icarus J July 15, 2004
A girl that got brain that will be famous one day and prove everyone wrong and be on top and nobody’s can bring her down
Janiesha used to be that girl that everyone picked on because her teeth now these bitches mad cause she on top.
Janiesha by NAHAZARIA’s October 18, 2019
like if your bro gets his dick shot off and a dog starts eating it, youd call it a jankies situation.
Jannies only want to date non jannies because they are hypocrites.
Jannies by StocksWillCrashIn2022 January 5, 2022
Jewish antics. Derived from our jew cocksucker Gary, Jantics is a term used to describe the worthless shit that spills from his mouth on a daily basis. Ant type of antics that comes across as self centered and completly irrational.
Say you give this "gary" a five dollar bill to pick you up an item at the store that will only cost two dollars. When he arrives with your item, there will be NO change. Attack of the jantics.
Jantics by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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