a) Person 1: "Oooh, I feel all janty, I don't think I'll go into work today."
Person 2: "I hope it's not catching."
b) Person 1: "My head's janty."
Person 2: "Maybe you're dehydrated."
Person 2: "I hope it's not catching."
b) Person 1: "My head's janty."
Person 2: "Maybe you're dehydrated."
by joezehh March 18, 2009
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Get the Janty mug.The definition of a delusional football fan. An avid supporter of Chelshit Football Club, Janty forces his terrible takes onto all those who have the misfortune of seeing his account on their twitter timeline.
Janty: "Chelsea are going to win the premier league this season"
Obviously this is only something someone with severe brain damage would say
Obviously this is only something someone with severe brain damage would say
by Weouthereft September 25, 2023
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Get the Janty mug.After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
by Profstrange December 1, 2018
Get the Janty Jizz January mug.A football tweeter user known for being absolutely delusional and have the worst takes. He's trolling most of the time, but there's high chances he might just actually be retarded. Absolute chelsea dickrider, as well as a simp for ronaldo.
Anyone on FT: *Photo of messi literally just existing*
CFC_Janty: Oh Yeah? Well ronaldo didn't play in the mls at 35
CFC_Janty: Oh Yeah? Well ronaldo didn't play in the mls at 35
by tsukkiru June 11, 2023
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