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Janty
Janty by Jeremiah Abraham August 24, 2008
Janty
The definition of a delusional football fan. An avid supporter of Chelshit Football Club, Janty forces his terrible takes onto all those who have the misfortune of seeing his account on their twitter timeline.
Janty: "Chelsea are going to win the premier league this season"
Obviously this is only something someone with severe brain damage would say
Obviously this is only something someone with severe brain damage would say
Janty by Weouthereft September 25, 2023
Janty
Janty by Janty king June 7, 2025
Janty Jizz January
After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
Janty Jizz January by Profstrange December 1, 2018
CFC_Janty
A football tweeter user known for being absolutely delusional and have the worst takes. He's trolling most of the time, but there's high chances he might just actually be retarded. Absolute chelsea dickrider, as well as a simp for ronaldo.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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