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Jangalope 

A type of rare monkey. Found mainly in the state of Arizona, but has migrated to Alabama (and the states in between) over the years. Will troll.
That jangalope is EPIC!
Jangalope by Jangalope March 16, 2011
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Tangalope 

A cantaloupe with a hole drilled into it so that you can fuck it.
"I just bought a cantaloupe today. I'm going to make a Tangalope."
Tangalope by el Rey Cianuro May 7, 2010

jaggalope 

A jaggalope is a type of person who is just down right suckish. Usually a person who is a complete jerk and has no feelings for others. Also could be a smartalicky person or no it all. Some synonyms for jaggalope are mean, cruel, selfish, and "hater". Antonyms are nice, kind, warm hearted, and benevolent.Another form is jaggaloping, which could be when someone who is not a jaggalope acts like a jaggalope.
"Dude dont be such a jaggalope"
"Dont diss a ladie, it makes you a jaggalope"
"stop this jaggaloping immediatley"
jaggalope by Neil Bhasker March 23, 2008

Jackalope 

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
Jackalope by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope 

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Project Jackalope 

THE BEST XBOX COMMUNITY SERVER THERE EVER WAS
Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope

jackalope 

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005
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