Tangalope

A cantaloupe with a hole drilled into it so that you can fuck it.

"I just bought a cantaloupe today. I'm going to make a Tangalope."

by el Rey Cianuro May 7, 2010

Tagaloner

The one kid in your group of friends that no one likes but is always there because he follows you around so he won't be alone.

Man Tony is such a tagaloner, I wish he would just leave us alone!

by DrLugnut March 31, 2009

tangelope

Tangerine-cantelope hybrid fruit found only on kr0nus's front lawn. Specially engineered for tossing at LANners' cars as they try to sleep in them.

Jimmy's not awake yet! Get some more tangelopes!

by Sarpedon December 30, 2004

mangalope

a reference to a silly person, for example a goofball

Shutup you stupid mangalope I hate you!

by Liz January 22, 2005

Tangalore

A city in the Indian state of Karnataka, next to Bangalore which is the capital. Tangalore has a dense population of tang - as in poontang, pussy. In recent years Tangalore has become a go to holiday destination for men seeking the company of tang.

I'm definitely going to Tangalore this year...its full of tang...its literally Tang - Galore.
What happens in Tangalore stays in Tangalore.

by janitor2010 January 23, 2015

tanglove

The term given when someone with a last name called 'Tang' gives out his love to those who are in Tang's good books.

Tang: " I love this guy so much I'll even bail him out on his first rape charge "
Scouser: "That's a lot of tanglove"

by tangblahblah August 18, 2011

Jangalope

A type of rare monkey. Found mainly in the state of Arizona, but has migrated to Alabama (and the states in between) over the years. Will troll.

That jangalope is EPIC!

by Jangalope March 16, 2011