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Jagaloon
A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
Jagaloon by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018
jaggalope
A jaggalope is a type of person who is just down right suckish. Usually a person who is a complete jerk and has no feelings for others. Also could be a smartalicky person or no it all. Some synonyms for jaggalope are mean, cruel, selfish, and "hater". Antonyms are nice, kind, warm hearted, and benevolent.Another form is jaggaloping, which could be when someone who is not a jaggalope acts like a jaggalope.
"Dude dont be such a jaggalope"
"Dont diss a ladie, it makes you a jaggalope"
"stop this jaggaloping immediatley"
"Dont diss a ladie, it makes you a jaggalope"
"stop this jaggaloping immediatley"
jaggalope by Neil Bhasker March 23, 2008
Jagaloon
Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
Jagaloon by mahatma ice August 4, 2009
Jagaloonery
The act of making a bad or misinformed decision, and doing it for lulz. Also, being totally ignorant of common societal practices and expectations.
Jagaloonery by RPRIII January 19, 2009
Geriatric Jagaloon
A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.
Geriatric Jagaloon by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018
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