Jamburgler 

The art of stealing ones radio jams and making your own playlist.

After we listened to the radio that effen Jamburgler Kat stole my playlist and named it katburgler.

Jamburgler by Banginyourmom May 31, 2021

hamburgler 

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger

hamburgler by TNFiji November 15, 2004

sexy hamburgler 

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

The Hamburgler 

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

The Hamburgler by KuJo December 12, 2004

hamburgler 

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.

If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.

hamburgler by jerem December 20, 2003

Hamburgler 

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

Hamburgler by tekrc May 9, 2009

hamburgler 

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

hamburgler by assclown October 24, 2003