effen

the politically correct way of using the f word.

That movie was effen long!

by flicky23 September 06, 2005

effen

Brand of Vodka from Holland.

Make me an Efen Coke. (coke mixed with Effen vodka)

by Chamba August 27, 2006

effen

A euphemistic substitute for fucking.

I don't believe this, AOL deleted my effen homepage.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

effen

A substitute for the word "fucking"
Would be used for descriptive purposes(adjective).

ie: "You effen bastard!" or "I hate this effen burger!"or even "You little effen biotch!"

by R. Trelford March 03, 2004

effen

smooth, even balanced

That shirt is effen.

by Joey Cibulski December 30, 2003

effen

Another way to post the word "fucking" in monitored groups. Made up by some girl from West Bend, WI called Andrea.

I think it's effen hilarious.

by Andrew April 10, 2005

Effenant

A rare feesh in the sea. It is described to have handsome scales, chameleon eyes wiff juicy tasty lips and the cutest human nose and smile that you'll see for miles. He's a strange widdle feesh, and very hard to catch! if you so happen to catch this feesh, giiirl, you've struck gold,
he'll make your heart flutter and find your imperfections perfect, he'll make sure to be there at every breaking poing, i'm sure you'd wish to find him too, find a new feesh cause i'm reeling him in :

Daaaaaammmmnnn, look at the fins on that effenant ;

by Chee-ohh-dose February 13, 2010