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A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.

That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.

jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010

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Jalupa

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005

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Jalupa • Hechar jalupa • Jalpa • jalpan • jaluan • Jalapa • JALAPALICIOUS • jalapanganaynos • jalapanus • Jalapatated

Hechar jalupa

Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.

*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the host’s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*

Wtf!

What?

Where are you going with my computer?

Hechar jalupa.

Not with my computer you ain’t.

*fight*

Hechar jalupa by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

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Jalupra

𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock

" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "

Jalupra by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022

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jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

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Jalapatated

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

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Jaluga

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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