Jalpa

an awsome place in Jalisco Mexico, full of awsome people, during december come to the posadas and during January we have the Fiestas Patronales, they usually begin on the fifth and end on the 10th but the main day is on the 8th of january.

Jalpa is better than any ranch around.

by JALPA JALISCO May 4, 2011

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Caring, loving, artistic, these are the number of the moon and heart of the name Jalpa. Well mannered, calm, and peaceful, these people are very creative too. They are mostly better if they just test out their ideas before bringing them out. These are the people who are always looking out to make lasting connections and friendships. Obedient, patient, and responsive, these people can be the greatest leaders of all times. Closeness, cooperation, balance, harmony, and sensitivity are the few things that the soul urges numbers to believe in. they make unity by being a great representative, diplomat, peacemaker, and mediator. They will always be passive and tends to avoid conflicts. In romance, these people will always need attention. They are looking for partners everywhere, at work, at home, and even in social groupings. Representing partnership, prudence, devotion, and sensuality, they are polite, peaceful, and tactful people who can adapt to almost any condition instantly.

Jalpa is amazing

by Harper Stanley November 23, 2021

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pizza, joka, donkey n a nutta!!!!!!!!!1

give me xtra jalapinos wit dat!!!!

by Jaal-paaa October 2, 2003

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Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

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Jalapeno Shits

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

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