Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.
by traGicsz September 15, 2010
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by jalupa king February 23, 2010
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Jaluga • jaluan • Jalupa • JadugarJr • Jalaga • Jalagala Jalkaz • jalga gang • Jalucas • jalufa • jaluka
A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.
Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!
by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016
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Example 1
Guy 1- Dude, do you have some jalufa?
Guy 2- Oh, so you're hungry? I got some waffles with chocolate syrup!! really yummy!!
Guy 1: let's go!! eating time!!
Example 2
Son: JALUFA!!!
Mother: don't worry, son, lunch time is 5 minutes left....
Example 3:
Shopkeeper: Hello, may I help you?
Customer: Sure, I was looking for some jalufa
Shopkeeper: I got some just made bakery, do you want some?
Customer: Sure!!!
Guy 1- Dude, do you have some jalufa?
Guy 2- Oh, so you're hungry? I got some waffles with chocolate syrup!! really yummy!!
Guy 1: let's go!! eating time!!
Example 2
Son: JALUFA!!!
Mother: don't worry, son, lunch time is 5 minutes left....
Example 3:
Shopkeeper: Hello, may I help you?
Customer: Sure, I was looking for some jalufa
Shopkeeper: I got some just made bakery, do you want some?
Customer: Sure!!!
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Wow did you see Jaluka walking around Toronto the other night??!! They looked fab!!! I wish I was like them so badly!!
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by old man April 15, 2005
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