jalupa

A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.

That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.

by jalupa king February 23, 2010

Jalupa

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

by old man April 15, 2005

Hechar jalupa

Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.

*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the host’s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*

Wtf!

What?

Where are you going with my computer?

Hechar jalupa.

Not with my computer you ain’t.

*fight*

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

Jalupra

𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock

" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "

by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022

jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapatated

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

Jaluga

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

by traGicsz September 15, 2010