jalupa
A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010
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Jalupa • Hechar jalupa • Jalpa • jalpan • jaluan • Jalapa • JALAPALICIOUS • jalapanganaynos • jalapanus • Jalapatated
Hechar jalupa
Mexican slang for when a guest interrupts a conversation so that they can give themselves a brief intermission to go to the bathroom and jerk off.
*guest casually gets up from loungey area and takes the host’s personal computer (laptop) in the process of doing so*
Wtf!
What?
Where are you going with my computer?
Hechar jalupa.
Not with my computer you ain’t.
*fight*
Wtf!
What?
Where are you going with my computer?
Hechar jalupa.
Not with my computer you ain’t.
*fight*
Hechar jalupa by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
Jalapatated
Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008
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