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A word/nickname coined by Hermann Einstein to describe his son Albert Einstein.

A brilliant person with high IQ. An innovator or inventor. Einstein was a 'Jaloop'

Ja-loop
Stefano, you're a gentleman, a scholar and a Jaloop.
Jaloop by peekingatme December 9, 2009
Words you can keep
a retard or someone who says retarded things
Kristy: Your LMK
Lauren: its like alphabetical order but backwards.
Karen: Wow youre a jaloop
jaloop by the bangables February 29, 2008
Related Words

flat jaloop 

An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"
What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?
flat jaloop by jaloop_master April 18, 2017
Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.
Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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