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Jameisha
Jameisha n.- a girl, introverted by appearance but deceivingly leads a life that pops with deeper meaning than she will ever lead you to believe. This it attested to the quiet and somber nature she maintains while also upholding a spunky persona. The true, living and breathing, never judge a book by it's cover, one is considered lucky if they make it to her page one. Young at heart and old in the mind is an understatement; maintaining a sense of innocence that beautifully contrasts with her rich understanding of things most cannot grasp. Her mind is remarkably unique and arguably her best feature, though it is hard to chose. One can never truly comprehend its expansion as it continuously boggles and amazes select authors of said definitions. All-in-all is not a fit closing as Jameisha, at the sole, is a resemblance of infinite solution.
janeisha
This name represents friendship and loyalty. You will mostly find secrecy, charm, and laughter all hidden in this box of a friend. Nobody will ever find her crying in a corner or in a room by herself. Everybody loves her and she loves them. She is the friend that everybody wants.
Did you see Janeisha today?
Yeah. I think she was having a hard time.
What do you think was wrong?
I don't know.
Yeah. I think she was having a hard time.
What do you think was wrong?
I don't know.
janeisha by LOVE_YOU_MORGHAN!-A July 28, 2017
[Jakeesha]
Girl: Look at that gyals eyebrows....
*jakeesha calls gyal over*
Jakeesha :Your eyebrows are fake as heeeellllll
*jakeesha calls gyal over*
Jakeesha :Your eyebrows are fake as heeeellllll
[Jakeesha] by Cats4life<3 November 26, 2014
jakiesha greene
jakiesha greene by Morgan Amerson April 8, 2017
Jakeisma
A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
Jakeisma by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008
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