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jalaisha
Jalaisha is a bad ass bitch she will always be there for you and a ride or die bitch she’s a real one and everybody wants to be her friends she like fighting so don’t step up to her
Jalaisha is the baddest bitch ever
jalaisha by Queen.A And Ed March 26, 2018
Jakeisha
jahkaisha
Jahkaisha is a beautiful and very unique person. She has a passion for books and spelling but once she finds something new she moves on. She is very positive and over projective of her mother. She sticks to what she wants. She is smart. She will stick up for her very close loved ones. She lovess her family and will die for them.
jahkaisha by Truthful _me May 21, 2018
jakisha
A Jakisha is the most smart and beautiful girl in the world. She’s a lot to handle but a real man knows how to handle her. I love her very much and don’t know how I could live without her, and this is her daughter
jakisha by Crackhead.0000 November 28, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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