A special brand of charisma characterized by spoken sexual interest, heavy comedy, overwhelming sexual innuendo, and an infallible ability to pick from a group of women the one who is most susceptible to this form of seduction.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
Most often, Jakeisma is not noticeable from within its throes, merely afterward. This is due to the continuous laughter and heightened sexual interest in the female. In the male, it is most often because he is checking out her friend, too.
Both parties, usually after sex or upon waking in the morning, find themselves somewhat puzzled as to how they either managed to pull that shit off, or why they were so attracted to such a prick bastard.
Male witnesses to Jakeisma in its practice oftentimes find themselves sending text messages to their friends espousing what a bastard this guy is, or shaking their heads and taking notes.
Females who witness Jakeisma in action, when asked, report they oftentimes find themselves wondering when it will be their turn.
"You have got a way with strippers, Jake. Hell, just with women, really." - Witness of Jakeisma in action in a strip club.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
"You're the only guy I've ever been jealous of but not hated, Jake. It's like charisma, but not quite. I'll call it Jakeisma." - Anonymous friend giving name to the phenomenon.
"I don't know why I like you, I just do, Jake. When can I see you again?" Woman after falling prey to Jakeisma.
by Jacob Houpt May 9, 2008
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I was having a mental breakdown and they laid out one of their jakeisms causing me a breakthrough that completely changed my life.
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Get the Jakeisha mug.When people began to talk about kidneys in an unworthy manner, the ghost of jake will appear and begin to haunt people. As long as jake lingers, the surrounding toxic levels will increase resulting in people in jake's vicinity to lose their kindney or even worse.......ALL THEIR ORGANS. To exorcise jake, one may roast him in order to keep him at bay.
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John: Wow jake has only one kidney LOL that is so funny
Ashley: HAhaha who has one kidney nowadays LMFAO
Stratti: Oh no a wild jake appeared!!!
John: We must start roasting him....ATTACK
John: Wow jake has only one kidney LOL that is so funny
Ashley: HAhaha who has one kidney nowadays LMFAO
Stratti: Oh no a wild jake appeared!!!
John: We must start roasting him....ATTACK
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by Ironbars May 7, 2021
Get the Jakeism mug.1) To hurl an insult but to have that very insult twisted back at you in a way to be more damaging than the original insult.
2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.
2) Something that can be completely twisted back and used as a point of insult against the original speaker.
Person 1: This fan blows really well.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.
<Jakeism>Person 2: Yeah it blows about as well as your mom did last night.
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Get the Jakeism mug.An action or event that is characterized by a person becoming infuriated with said action, and quitting like a bitch immediately.
Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.
Also, an action that is characterized by extreme boasting and/or insulting.
"Dude, you rage-quit from LoL games all the time, what a Jakeism."
"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."
"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."
"You don't have to be the best at everything, no need to pull a Jakeism."
"That guy is always bragging, his Jakeisms are too much for me."
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