Jahootie.

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.

Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.

by Cissee October 15, 2008

Jahootie

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.

That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!

by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011

Jahootied

To get destroyed by something or someone.

Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!

by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

The great jahoogie

The act of fisting yourself with a rubber fist.

Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.

by justinbasketball November 6, 2010

Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

by Japootie March 15, 2012

jahoonie

can be a verb, noun, adjective. describes or names anything. also known as "jahoon"

"go clean your jahoonie i can smell it from a mile away"

by olivia the fucking great April 29, 2012

Jahootied

2 definitions:

The first definition of this word refers to getting absolutely destroyed in something (like a game or situation)

The second definition means being heavily intoxicated from any form of substance.

We played them last night and we got absolutely jahootied.

Man did you see him at the party last week? That guy was straight jahootied!

by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020